Woman Arrested For Masturbating In McDonald’s Ball Pit With Happy Meal Toy

I always knew there was something funky about those balls in the ball pit. They always seemed a little slimy. I use to think it was sweat from all the dirt bag kids jumping in there.
Now I am worried it was a little bean sauce from some freaky lady flicking hers in the ball bit!

This lady in Minnesota just couldn’t fight the urge. This is the type of story you expect to happen in Florida.

According to TMZWN: 36 year old Sharon Krueger, was arrested yesterday after she was caught masturbating at a McDonald’s Play Place using her son’s Transformer Happy Meal toy. Her lewd conduct left patrons and children at the restaurant in dismay, causing mass panic.

Sharon Krueger was witnessed by several customers and their children, sexually please herself inside the ball pit at the McDonald’s Play Place.

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The incident occurred around 6 p.m. yesterday according to reports. Her son was just sitting there by himself when another parent at the restaurant approached the young boy and asked him if he knew where his mother was. The child told her that his mom had went to the restroom.

“One of our customers came up to the register and informed us that a young boy was crying because he didn’t have his Happy Meal toy and that his mother was in the restroom,” said Karen Boyd, an employee of the McDonald’s location.

I went to the ladies restroom and called for Ms. Krueger but no one answered. I checked the stalls and no one was inside the restroom. I went back to the register and called Ms. Krueger over the loudspeaker and let her know that her son was ready to leave. After about 10 minutes of waiting, I went into the Play Place area to see if she was there possibly looking for her son. When I went inside, I saw the most disgusting conduct from a parent ever in my life. The woman had almost the entire body of Optimus Prime inside of her,” Boyd added.

According to reports, Krueger was found, laying in the ball pit the missing Transformers toy to please herself. There were other children inside the ball pit at the time. When the McDonald’s employee witnessed Krueger’s inappropriate actions, he told all of the children to leave the ball pit. Boyd immediately notified her shift supervisor and both attempted to get Krueger out of the ball pit.

Both the manager and other customers of the McDonald’s called police. When authorities arrived, Krueger was arrested for indecent exposure and her son was placed in the custody of Child Protective Services. The manager was treated for the injuries sustained from being struck by the lady.

Don’t worry, The Play Place area will be temporarily closed for proper sanitization.