19 Most Interesting NSFW Facts You Need To Know

Knowledge! The more you know the better right?

 

The wonder genius’s at Reddit have come up with their most interesting NSFW facts

1. If you get someone to lightly stroke/poke your inner thigh, your testicles will ascend due to the cremasteric reflex.

2. Cum isn’t water soluble. Also, tampons are the #1 cause of sewer backups. #2 is tree roots.

3. The world record for longest cumshot is 18ft. I did some research and the same gentleman also holds the record for greatest height 12’4″/ 3.78m) and highest speed (42mph/67.6kph).

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4. When Henry VIII wanted to bang his wife, he was followed by a procession of 30-40 people (all important people had separate living areas) and it took 2+ hours for the bed to be prepared for the royal copulation.

5. When snails have sex they simultaneously penetrates each other’s vaginas (snails have dicks and vaginas) while stabbing each other with mucus darts

6. If you slap a nipple, it will get hard within seven seconds. Works on males and females.

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7. The average blue whale penis is 13-15ft long.

8. One male produces enough sperm in two weeks to impregnate all the women on the planet

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9. The barnacle has the largest penis to body ratio of any animal.

10. the “seam” on your nutsack is where your vagina mended together when you were developing in the womb

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