Guy Takes Selfie With Wannabe Mugger He Just Knocked The F*CK Out 

Selfie game on point! I love how this guy could have just had a pretty cool story to tell people, “ya I dropped the mugger, and called the cops. It was a good night”.

Instead, he has a FUCKING LEGENDARY STORY with selfie proof!

According to LadBible:

Nathan Wood, 27, was outside a nightclub in Stellenbosch, South Africa, when two men followed him and a friend into an alleyway, with one of them wielding a knife.

“The main culprit tried to convince me it was in my best interest by brandishing a fairly large dagger and holding it to my throat,” Nathan said.

But the mugger’s plans didn’t go too smoothly and, with one swing, the would-be criminal was out for the count.

“I then convinced the mugger that it was not in his best interest by knocking him unconscious with a well-timed punch,” the accountant said.

“His friend then dashed off. I dragged him out of the street, snapped a selfie, took off his jacket and put it under his head, placed him in the recovery position and alerted security.”

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At least Nathan was still in a good enough mood to worry for the man’s safety after knocking him the fuck out. What a nice guy. He said: “‘If I hadn’t knocked the guy out I believe I would have been either another crime statistic or another South African that ended up in a body-bag.”

Good guy Nate! Way to make him comfortable after the knockout.