Guy Smooth Move to Hide Boner at Gym Backfires Badly

Sometimes the classic chub and tuck doesn’t work. Happened to me the other day when I randomly got a chubby in the grocery store but had the wrong kid of shorts on. Next thing I know my dong was poking out while I was picking out some cereal!

This poor dude got a boner at the gym, what do you do? Tuck it up! WRONG!

His story was originally posted on the TIFU subreddit, but the guy used his main profile and not a throw away so he deleted the post. Lucky for us, you can find ANYTHING on reddit.

Here is his glorious boner f*ck up: 

There’s nothing more embarrassing than getting a huge hard on in gym shorts right? That’s what I used to think, so like any other guy I have my ways to try and hide a massive boner when I’m in public. One of my favorites has always been the old trick in which you tuck your penis under the waistband of your underwear and shorts thus keeping it straight up and almost unnoticeable.

Unfortunately, if you have an average size penis the end will usually stick out of the top a bit. That’s not usually a problem though because your shirt will cover it… until it doesn’t. So today I pulled that trick when a bunch of hot, and I mean hot, girls came around the gym. One of them is an old friend of mine and she introduced me to her three friends.

Eventually I went back to working out and they continued to talk among themselves until one of them said “All of the guys in this gym are fat as fuck. I bet not a single one of them has abs”. My friend responded with “Oh I bet Anon does” and lifted up my shirt before I had time to let go of the pulley I was on. And then all four of them stared in disbelief at the few inches of bare, circumcised penis sticking out from above my shorts. Now I wish I could say that they all dropped to their knees and started sucking me off right there ( I would imagine it looked something like this at this point)

insdieBut they all just said they needed to leave and bailed from the gym as soon as possible. I haven’t heard from my friend since. They never even got the chance to see my abs…

It was just the tip!