Girl Regrets Performing New Blow Job Trick on Boyfriend

Just when you think you are doing nice for someone. POW. Leaky pipes…

She posted the absolute fail on the sub reddit TIFU:

This is obviously nsfw.

So I don’t mind the taste of cum, but its not exactly my favorite flavor either. I’m not entirely sure where I got he idea from, but years ago I know I had heard or read somewhere that if you deep throat when they are about to cum that it goes straight down your throat and you don’t taste it. The other day while sucking my boyfriend’s dick, I figured I’d try it.

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But instead of going straight down my throat, somehow it ending up coming out of my nose. I had my boyfriend tied up and blindfolded, so he didn’t see what was going on, and I (being the idiot I am) plugged my nose instead of letting it drip out of my nose. It stung so bad and my nose ran for hours. All day I felt like I had jizz dripping out of my nostrils.

….. f*cking dick allergies.

One of the comments was telling the girl she was on the right track, she just needed to try again with some pointers like “So that technique does work….but you need to actually swallow when that happens. It won’t just magically bypass the deglutition reflex.” OP responded back with

Well I did, but I must have swallowed to soon? I don’t know. I’m probably not going to attempt again.

That’s quitter talk