Dude High on Drugs Admits to His Mom He Would Let Her Die Before His Dog

I’m pretty sure the drugs they give you when getting your wisdom teeth removed was created by the CIA as a rejected truth serum. This kid sits there and tells a story about how if he had to choose between saving his dog or his own mother he would choose his best canine friend. That’s got to be brutal to hear that from your child, this will probably haunt the two’s relationship for years to come.