Couples Reveal Their Most NSFW “How We Met” Stories

The people over at Reddit decided to share their kinky stories on how they met their significant others. Turns out that there is quite a few people actually do get their strippers number after a trip to the champagne room.

1. Was out for my birthday one night, obviously I wanted to get my end away so I went to find a coworker who I knew I could get it on with (had done a few times before)
Instead, she introduced me to her friend who almost immediately rammed her tongue down my throat. Not long after that she dragged me to the girls toilet, sucked me off, then I bent ger over the toilet before being kicked out of the club. Walked her home because I’m a “gentleman” then banged her in the back of her car.
9 1/2 years later we’re engaged and have a 2 year old son. Also, she fucking hates that story.
EDIT: There seems to be some confusion; he’s my son

2. I actually met my husband at work, but…
I had recently dated and broke up with a guy I had been crushing on for years. I decided I was going to have a fling. A one night stand. My boss introduced the new guy to me and said “mel2mdl will show you everything.” Hell yes, I will! After all, he had a cute ass.
He just never went home. We dated for almost 3 years, have been married for 24. Have a 21 year old child too. Still love him and he still has a cute ass. My first and only attempt at a one-night stand. Failed miserably.

3. She called me to let me know my (now-ex) wife was fucking her boyfriend. We started dating a few months later, now together over 8 years.

4. She was on the Stairmaster at the gym wearing one of those 80s/90s style aerobics leotards. The aerobics machines were all against a long, mirrored wall, facing into a long, narrow room. A row of Nautilus machines occupied the other wall about 10 feet from the aerobics machines. I was using the chest fly machine across from her, looking in the mirror, enjoying the way her glorious gluteous muscles swayed and flexed each step up. I was on my 56th or 57th rep when I looked up at her face and realized she was looking right at me. She knew exactly what I was doing, and she was smiling. My pecs were sore for three days, but we’ve been together for nearly 25 years.

5. We had been friends for 7 years, never talked about dating. We go to a bar one day, have a few, and I send my brother a selfie saying “hey, remember her?” He responded with “bang her”.
I try to hide the text but she says “no no what does it say?” I show her the text and she shrugs “why not?”
That woman is my wife now.

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