11 Jerk Off Hacks To Get You Through Masturbation Appreciation Day

May is masturbation appreciation month and coming up we have the actual National masturbation day! Get ready for a good time!

I like to imagine that every day is national masturbation day so I don’t feel as guilty burping the worm.

We have compiled some of the best tips and tricks and at the end some new techniques to try. Warning, some of the techniques are pretty f*cking weird.

Here are some tips, tricks, and the techniques:

Make Sure You Get In Position

There are different positions for masturbation just as there are different positions for coupled sex. If you’ve always masturbated while lying in the tub, for instance, you might find orgasms come more easily when you’re standing. You can be lying back on the bed , you can kneeling while holding onto your headboard, or even knelt forward as if you were receiving during doggy style.

The Plastic Bag

Fill a plastic sandwich bag with petroleum jelly and put your erect penis in the bag, squishing the jelly so that your entire penis is covered. Then, place your penis, still in the bag, between the mattress and the box spring. Pump in and out to orgasm. The best part? No mess.

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Procrasturbating

We don’t always masturbate because we are horny. Sometimes we’re bored, want to take a nap, have a migraine, or just want to put off something else. The term ‘procrasturbating’ can be a bit more literal for some. If you feel as though you’re never feeling horny enough to actually stop and do some masturbating, try treating it as more of a prioritized activity in its own right.

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